why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
we got free Ben and Jerry’s🍨
you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
"why was that guy wearing socks in the shower" - tyler posey on 5sos
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Holy mother of god, this is probably my favorite gif.